Hey look! Yet another blog post where I complain about something utterly insignificant during a time in which the entire world is worried about failing economy, record high unemployment numbers and terrorists trying to steal your carrots! Ok. I made that last bit up, but I am sure the terrorists Would steal your carrots if it ever occurred to them to do so!

SO THERE!

You see, poor wittle me has an ingrown toenail. And if that wasn’t bad enough, I keep stubbing that particular toe on everything from the dog to the TV stand. And you know what? IT HURTS AND I WANT MY MOMMY! Sure, you’re thinking, She is complaining about an ingrown toe nail? Not even something serious like Plantar Fasciitis (for those of you who are not as intimately acquainted with Doctor Google as I am, Plantar Fasciitis is a painful foot condition in the heel and arch area.)

And YES, I AM complaining about my toe, you know why? CUS IT HURTS. See, I’ve had ingrown toe nails – on my big toe. I’m not even sure if you can get them on other toes. *Note to self:  Consult Dr. Google later on ingrown toenails* AHNYway. I’ve had ITN since I was pretty young. I can remember being terrified because one of my doctors suggested the nail be RIPPED off! I uhm, might have protested that by screaming and throwing myself dramatically to the ground. But, hey, it worked! the toenail stayed.

But. So did the annoyingly painful ingrowns.

I’m NOT saying I want my poor innocent, polished in Shimmering Cherry Red, nail to be removed, but I sure would like the pain to stop.

The comment section is down there. I’ve had great results with home remedys before, are there any for ITN? SHARE! (please!)