I had clicked over to Facebook, its 2Pm and my pull tabs are in (lol, yeah, its an addiction) I was distracted by a video that had been posted on my home page by someone in my friend list – apparently if you pour coke over raw pork and wait, worms will appear. I watched several of the videos and think that it’s all BS, but whatever, I’m not going to waste three bucks of pop and five bucks of meat to test it myself.

When you watch a video on Youtube, in the sidebar you can see links to other “related” videos. Most of the videos were also about the Coke/Pork myth, but one was called beware the worms or something – this dude had freaking WORMS coming out of his skin!

ZMG my skin is crawling just thinking about it, so I wont. lets talk about something else. ANYTHING else!

Like….

I need to go into the basement and locate a pair of Ski Pants that will fit me so that i can go into the backyard, trudge through four feet of snow and find the shovel. We have other shovels int eh garage, but the only shovel with a metal blade is in the back yard, precisely where it can do the LEAST amount of good.

I also need to *ugG* scoop some of the poo the dear pups leave behind them when they romp around outside. I seriously need to potty train those two!

The back yard should be navigateable, other than the snow, i had picked up all the out door toys in the fall and stacked them in the kids wagons, but with my luck, I will trip on a randomly placed snowflake or a sunbeam that crosses the yard at the wrong minute, fall into the snow and be lost out there forever.

ARRRG! This isn’t working! I can still see the worms crawling out of his face! OMG

I’m suddenly feeling the need for a shower.