This weekend I am going to try something new.

I’m gonna try my hand at waxing . . . my budding mustache.

*eyeroll*

Yeah, you read that right. Mustache. And it’s damn annoying too. I’ve tired plucking them, but its like I’m taking the best testosterone boosters in the world while I sleep because it is back before I have a chance to notice I’ve plucked in the first place.

I am super worried that It will cause a rash or bruising or .. well anything! I’m just plain worried!

But, hey, a rash goes away, and so does bruising, and I am not worried about the pain, so I might as well toss my hat into the facial waxing ring!

Every time i look at my cat and worry about how overweight she is, I remember the fat Cat savings account I had with the Credit Union when I was a kid. Every year they would send me a birthday card with a dollar in it and every year my mom made me go down to the bank – she was the manager – and deposit it into my account – and account that she was the co -signer of so I wasn’t able to take out money all by myself.

I haven;t been inside a credit union in close to 15 years now, and i wonder if they still do the fat cat savings program, or if it was stopped becuase so much emphasis is being put on being a healthy weight. There are tonnes of diet things out there – like quicktrim, exercises machines and other lose weight aids, but think about it. Santa used to smoke a pipe. When was the last time you saw a depiction of Santa in print or on television with him holding a pipe?

Most, if not all cartoons shown in North America do not show smoking of any kind, in fact, I’m pretty sure that smoking in a movie bumps its rating up to pg-13 right a way, so I’m assuming that the credit union no longer offers the fat cat program. I wonder what they put in its place?