So we were talking about weight loss surgery and liposuction at supper the other day and my eldest suggested that if I am not happy with the way I look I should get some surgery.

I tried to explain to him that that type of surgery is for people who really, really, REALLY over weight and that any doctor would just laugh at me if I went in to ask for it.

Then I told them that if i really truly wanted to lose weight, I would get my butt off this computer, stop eating chocolate and take a walk around the block every night.