And to continue on from my last post, don’t you DARE suggest I use exercises and exercise equipment as a way for me to get warm. Getting warm should only ever involve hot bubble baths, warm blankies, tents over heating vents and a nice strong man to cuddle up with. If it makes you sweat it’s TOO hot.

I have two pairs of socks on right now, and I’ve done the hot shower thing. Next up on my list is to make a tent with warm blankets over the heating vent and to cuddle up with my man.

OR HEY! HERE IS AN IDEA! LETS HAVE SOME WARM WEATHER FOR A FREAKING CHANGE!

Did that sound bitter? GOOD! It was supposed to, becuase I am very very bitter that I am this cold, ZOMG!

Omg I am so cold people! It has been raining and gross and disgusting and cold for like three, maybe four days now, and I really need it to stop.

Tomorrow is going to be so horrible, we have our shopping to do and the rain is not supposed to quit at all. How am I supposed to go outside if its raining? I’ll melt ala wicked witch of the West..East? Whichever witch it was who died from water anyway! That will be me tomorrow.

I will log on to twitter or facebook or one of my blogs and you will me all oh look! It’s her, but in truth, I will be a zombie.

I think I need to study all night and then get my energy auditor certification in the morning and in the afternoon, instead of shopping I will sue mother nature for not watching her temperature gauges properly. It is not supposed to rain this many days in a row.

Sigh.

Gonna need an ark soon, I swear. Plus! When I picked up the kids after school today, I stopped at the mailbox, which is like 100 feet from my house, but it was raining, so i took advantage of me being in teh car and stopped on the way home, but the mail hadn’t come so I still have going out int he cold shivery rain to get the mail to look froward to.

Bet you are glad you aren’t me right now, aren’t you?