I saw my doctor today to see what i can take safely to help me sleep, and while I was there, she asked if I had started taking the calcium supplements like she had asked me too a few months back. I sheepishly told her no, that I had looked at them in the store, but refused to pay that much money for them. i told her that i was drinking a glass of milk a day instead. (I rather hate milk). She gave me a sample bottle of pregnancy vitamins to take home.

Prenatal pills are a lot cheaper than calcium pills. But they are also funny as hell.

When I got home from the doctors, I did what i had done 11 years ago with a very similar bottle of pills. I walked in the door, handed the pills to my husband and went to hte bathroom without a word. Like I suspected, He remembered that that was the EXACT way i told him i was pregnant with our first born, and I came out to him laughing his ASS off!

He knew I wasn’t pregnant- or so he said, buttttttttt felt the need to ask me, just in case.

(I ended up not getting any sleeping aids, because 1. I react strongly to drugs, and 2. I have kids, and cannot risk a strong reaction to pills with them)