Sammi is nine pounds. I know this becuase we recently tried to weigh her here at home on our scale and were unable, so we took her to the vet to get an accurate weight. Anyway. She is a tiny thing, full grown, nine pounds. She eats like she was a nine hundred pound dog in another life, but must be taking Lipovox on the side becuase she has eaten like this since she was a puppy and doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her.

Just now though, Im pretty sure her nine pounds felt like 900 to my middle son. She was curled up on his lap, sleeping when the doorbell rang. she jumped straight up and pushed off his lap to run to the door – only she pushed off on him in such a way he doubled over and began talking a few octaves higher!

of course, becuase she IS so slight, it only hurt him for a few seconds, but it was hilarious!

maybe you had to be there. i generally don’t laugh when my kids get hurt, but in this case, he was not really hurt, and was fine enough to tell us in a fake screechy girl voice that he was in “agony”

LOLZ